Crystal - Balmung - Lavender Beds
Ward 15 - Plot 36 (south sub)
Open Mondays - 8pm-11pm EST

About Us

First opening in February of 2020, the Escort Bar & Lounge was founded on the principles of privacy and consent -- we don't kiss and tell here, unless you want us to. We want you to feel comfortable during your time here, and we hope you come to think of us as your Monday night home.As far as what the Escort Bar & Lounge is, well... it's exactly what it sounds like -- a place to sit back, enjoy the sights, and maybe take one of them to your bedchambers after. No two nights in the Lounge are ever the same -- between our energetic (or is it eccentric?) staff, and our interesting clientele, you're sure to remember your time with us.As of July 2022, we are under the ownership of one of our previous managers, and have relocated to Balmung for housing purposes. Whether you are familiar of us from our previous location and reputation, or are brand new to our venue, we welcome you with open arms all the same.

We look forward to seeing you on Monday~♥

Management

Get to know us behind the screen.

Bayomom/Pen (She/Her)

From humble escort to venue owner, her passion for her craft and her staff has garnered her respect across multiple venues. Fun loving and flirty, she assumes her role with vigor and enthusiasm.

Khas (He/Him)

The managerial gentle giant and the establishment's book keeper. Fiercely dedicated to the comfort & security of the staff and patrons.

ETR/Sprite (They/Them)

Website and venue designer. Their creative dedication, and thorough attention to detail helps keep things running smooth. Personable and a mediator if you need assistance.

💞Seasonal Menu💞

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Let your love flow with our limited run themed menu specials~!

Chocolate Hearts & Chocolate Chip Cookies
1,000 gil each

Sweet tooth? We've got you covered. Take some sweet treats, and relish in the flavor, for they were made with love!

Champagne - 2,500 gil

Champagne made from white grapes is a lovely bubbly drink, especially when shared with a loved one to clink flutes with.

Jello Shot - 2,500 gil

Half cherry, half strawberry layered jello shot topped with whipped cream and heart shaped sprinkles. A delight for anyone wanting something cute this evening.

Spread the Love
Gil Donation

Want to share a little love? Why not give some recognition to the fine dancers working hard to show you a lovely evening~ All proceeds go straight to our wonderful staff to reward all their hard work in this season of love. If you'd like to donate, just speak to the bar staff! They'll be happy to assist~ ♥

Valentine's Delivery 2,000 gil

What is more romantic than gifting a bouquet of roses? You can either buy them to hand off yourself, or request our bar staff to deliver on your behalf, free of charge!(Read below to learn more)

Valentine's Delivery (elaboration)

Speak to a bartender, and this can go one of 2 ways: either you purchase the bouquet as is for you to deliver personally, or the bartenders can deliver them on your behalf.If you choose our delivery service, or to deliver it yourself, the price is the same 2k gil price for the bouquet, regardless of method.If you choose delivery, you get to decide if you wish your name to be attached to the delivery or not, and if you would like to attach any other gifts, gil, or message, and they will be relayed in full alongside the bouquet.If you have any questions, simply reach out to our bar staff, they are happy to help!

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🥚Seasonal Menu🥚

Sippingway SALE
- 1,000 gil

This classic signature lopporit drink is featured this Hatching-tide, so we hope you enjoy carrots!

Spriggan Chocolates
- 1,000 gil

This confection features a grinning milk chocolate spriggan carrying a white chocolate egg. Let's hope the spriggans have a good grip!

Eggs?
- 1,000 gil

With some tender care and a cunning crafters hand, these standard eggs became devilishly delicious~!

Strawbunny Shortcake
- 1,000 gil

A parfait style strawberry shortcake dessert designed to look like the burrow residents of the moon! Hope you have a sweet tooth~♥

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💕Seasonal Menu💕

Sapphic Sorbet
- 2,500 gil

Whether pining for ♥women♥ or fruity flavors, this is the dessert for you! This alcoholic sorbet is layered with dragon fruit, vanilla, and orange citrus.

Gay Juice
- 2,500 gil

You know what's up. Perfect drink if you happen to be a frickin' frog, or a patron that wants to frick~! A rainbow slush, complete with a totally necessary curly straw.

Rainbow Lollipop
- 1,000 gil

Looking for a sweet treat to suck on this evening? Look no further! Our rainbow lollipops have fruity colorful swirls, and we won't judge how seductively you try to eat it.

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🌈Happy Pride Everyone!🌈

👻Seasonal Menu👻

Pumpkin Cookie
1,000 Gil

These adorable cookies are decorated like jack-o'-lanterns, and hope the taste satisfies your sweet tooth~!

Witch's Brew
2,500 Gil

What's bubbling in the pot? Why, it's a special concoction ready to be poured for you. Tasting of apples, this wicked cocktail is sure to not disappoint your tastebuds on this frightening night~!

Pudding Pudding
1,000 Gil

Pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding

Bloodied Mary
2,500 Gil

This drink is sure to either scare your socks off, or satisfy your thirst for blood, feel free to test your luck. We've heard saying it 3 times in the mirror, you'll meet a frightening figure in your reflection...

Candy
Just say 'Trick-Or-Treat!'

Just say 'trick or treat' to our barstaff, and we'll be sure to fill your candy bag. What a lovely tradition, happy haunting!

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⛇Seasonal Menu⛇

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Come join in the festivities with our Starlight Celebration themed treats!

Sweet treats! - 1k each

Gingerbread-gnome cookies for those craving a tasty treat, or a snow cone for those wishing to prove how tough they are with the cold weather!

Hot Cocoa & Eggnog - 2.5k

Handmade holiday drinks for whichever suits your fancy~!Eggnog is quite the classic, while the hot cocoa certainly brings back a sense of nostalgia.

The Season of Giving

With Starlight upon us, consider paying for drinks for other patrons! Paying it forward is a simple way to be kind to those around you. ♥

And now, back to our regularly scheduled menu

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Services

Our patrons are welcome to enjoy their stay at the lounge however they see fit, and if they would like some alone time with one or more of our escorts, they are more than welcome to request~! Service inquiries are to be directed to the staff of your choosing you wish to engage with, payment is exchanged at the beginning of the session, and is welcome to be extended upon as long as your wallet can handle your needs.

All patrons must be 18+ and staff reserve the right to deny service to anyone deemed threatening, overbearing, incompatible, or just plain rude.
If you have any specific requests for the session, speak up! Our staff are more than happy to oblige where possible.
Do you present differently than what is averagely understood for your character model? Disclose this prior to the session so our courtesans can know how best to describe you in RP!
We want to help, and disclosing your specifics and intentions makes it easier on everyone.

Private Dances & Engagements

-Private dances are SFW and can be reserved for dancers and escorts alike.
-Private engagements are more intimate interactions that only can be requested of escorts.
-Prices for private engagements are more expensive than that of private dances, and are both up to the individual worker to decide their going rate.
-Both session types are handled directly by the courtesan you are interested in. It's not the business of anyone else to know who exactly bought who, just that everyone is treated fairly.
-If you aren't able to meet up with your favorite worker while our doors are open, you are welcome to reach out to set up an off hours session if it works out for said staff member.
-You and another patron want to share an escort? All included patrons will be paying full price to the escort due to the coordination.
-You want two escorts? That will be the going rates for each worker directly. (this isn't 2 for the price of 1!)
-Sessions are generally sold in 30 or 60 minute intervals, and it is best to figure out exactly how long you want to have a session for beforehand so both you and the worker know the timeline.
-Extending sessions while the staff is with you is allowed and encouraged, as long as you understand that they have the right to decline going past the initial agreed upon timeframe.
-Consent is the most important thing, and our courtesans are allowed to refuse service due to specific aspects of the session, and refunds may be issued if compromise is not possible.

Our Lovely Staff

Click the profile images to be directed to their personal carrds if available.

Escort - Dancers / Bar Staff

Mizuki Harukaze

She/Her - Bi - Sub lean

Mizuki is still new to Eorzea, fleeing from the Ruby Sea after a sad incident. But now that she is here, she only wants to enjoy happy moments and share it with others. Though a bit shy at times, you'll rarely find her decline your company.

Katie Blacke

She/Her - Bi - Leans sub

Happy to help just about anyone and always looking for ways to brighten your day. Full of empathy and always looks for the good in people first. This has led her into trouble on more then one occasion, but she's overly forgiving and easily forgets.

Seidou Takizawa

He/Him - Bi - Bottom/Service Top

Seidou is a shy boy from the depths of the Ruby Sea. Craving adventure, culture and knowledge. He's wondering Eozera searching for everything and maybe craving to know a little more about himself as well.
He's shy but flashy. Eager to please, switching to whatever could be desired.

W’ilkin Tia

He/Him - Pan - Switch/Bottom lean

W’ilkin Tia is a very doting miqo’te, simply happy to be around others. That enjoyment spills over into his more personal time, with him rather spending time in a cuddle than anything else.

Penelope Harkness

She/Her - Pan - Switch

Flirtatious, sultry, and bold, this Gridanian party girl lives to meet new people and try new things. never one to back down from a challenge, be it in the streets or the sheets, Penelope is a passionate and versatile companion. equally at home taking orders as giving them, she strives to take care of you in whatever way that may entail. whether you need a comforting ear or a stern hand, Penelope has what you're craving.

Chezic Grimbjorn

He/Him

Adventurer by trade, mixologist by night.
He knows how to mix a drink
and looks damn good in a suit,
what more do you need to know?

Ophelia Chereau

She/Her - Pan

Even though raised in Ishgard as the second eldest daughter of a minor noble house, Ophelia may surprise many in her mannerisms and behavior. In truth, this mature elezen woman has not lived in her home country for many years and while she still retains much of her upbringing, she strives to be her own individual, not defined by her home's customs or the trauma she's endured.

Khloe Moshroca

She/Her - Pan - Sub

A young, highly energetic Miqo'te that works as a courtesan. Soft spoken and tends to be drawn more to those that enjoy being in charge , if not a bit aggressive. She addresses everyone as if they were royalty; is quick to trust most people and is drawn to some of the darker pleasures in life.

Anita Liongrace

She/Her - Bi - Dom lean

Anita is a Hrothgal from Tural, originally coming to Eorzea to visit her brother, but ended up staying after a girls night out made her realize how much she enjoys places like Escort. She is very eager to learn lots about Eorzea and you.

Khasimere Rolvasch

He/Him - Pan

Tall, dark, handsome. Khasimere Rolvasch, a fine male specimen with a penchant for carnal indulgence. Charming musician and poet by day, sexually deviant beast by night. Khas’ dream is to fulfill yours. His only limit is your imagination.

Madeline Reinhardt

She/Her - Pan - Top/Power bottom

Rude, crude, and downright ruthless, this Ul'dah born, bar fighting monster knows how to break men and women alike, whether it be upon the field of battle, or the bedroom. Those seeking the company of this firebrand beware; a night with her is a night to remember- provided you survive the encounter.

Toffee Wind

She/Her - Pan - Sub

Toffee was once a pirate out of Limsa Lominsa, where she lived for the seas, money, and her own pleasure... which is still true, just without the crime. Now she serves Escort as a lady of the night, where she lives for YOUR pleasure, as well as her own. Oh, and money. Lots of money.

Cerulean Neko

She/Her - Bi - Leans sub

A blue catte and proud of it. She’s quiet but not shy. Can be blunt with a dark humor. She’s a prostitute by trade, but loves her work and loves to please others. She’s been known to get herself into trouble, but always finds a way out.

Ashen Mountain

She/They - Bi - Switch

Former Garlean Tessarius, Ashen Mountain was recruited by Penelope over a year ago. A bit loud and a bit goofy, this roegadame wants to make sure you have a good time. And if you behave may give you a bite of cake from her Bakery! (oh that was a bad joke)

A'mun Ghun

He/Him - Straight - Switch

A beast of a man stands before you, but don’t be alarmed. This big cat is as gentle as he is soft, still willing to show that wild and rough side – if it’s what you desire. His arms welcome all manner of ladies and whatever they may seek. Be it simple cuddling with conversation or something more carnal, A’mun Guhn is a Hrothgar worth getting to know.

Louka Hyacinthe

He/Him - Gay

He's feisty, he's flirty, and a sucker for the tall, big n' burly. A chaotic lil' gremlin with the face of a saint! But even this sassy lil' Xaela has a 'charming' side to him; and a weakness for sweets. Always willing to please, despite putting up a "tough guy" front. Definitely prone to challenge if he smells weakness in others. And if you're trying to get on his good side, don't bother "playing nice"...he likes it rough. Just try and tame his wild side if you can!

Errene Kolefoy

She/Her - Pan

Errenne joined the Escort roster initially as a fill-in for Toffgeim while on maternity leave, but has since joined as a regular escort. She is laid-back and easygoing, with an any-way-the-wind-blows attitude. She has both parts, but loves to get her dick wetter than the shores of Costa Del Sol.

Eat The-rich

She/They - Pan

When not foraging for berries and neat rocks, this lala is known to help our as a general staff member and bartender. Known for their outlandish glams, she is capable of disguising herself and blending in with any creature type. One must wonder how they got like this...
At least she is in people clothes for this picture.

Zandyr Lovecraft

He/Him - Gay (selectively Pan)

Zandyr is easy to fluster and quick to stumble, completely selling (and enjoying) the shy, meek role. But don't let that fool you, once this kitten warms up he can be just as found of making you purr for him.

K'iri Laniqe

She/Her - Pan - Sub leaning

When not perfecting her crafts, she is known to service her patrons with a smile. Ask nicely and she would be happy to give you a special treat, she thrives for praise of her hard work. She does love her rose-gold jewelry, but pearls truly are the best accessory~

Aurvant Buimovaux

He/Him - Gay

Two words could easily describe this Elezen: Feminine and Elegant. Aurvant is a particularly soft soul that enjoys spoiling others with love, food, and attention when they show him their nice side. Whether you're looking for a moment with a house husband or a blushing beauty, he can help sate your needs!

Kerik Xurnalea

He/They - Pan

Kerik is one of a few dragon blooded you can find in travel through the lands of Eorzea and beyond, and it lends to his sturdy body build and impressive flexibility! He may come off as shy or stoic at a brief glance, but he's excitable and charming once you get him going. He sits at about 8'1, which makes him absolutely perfect for anyone of any size to take a nice comfy seat!

Mituh'ra 'Merry' Burwani

He/Him - Pan

Lithe, pale with dark brown eyes; his pupils remaining largely dilated due to poor vision, he’s rarely without a smile on his painted lips. His ears always moving as he heavily depends on his hearing, a pair of black, thick rimmed glasses on his face. He changes his hair color often but is mostly found with it shoulder length and in cotton candy pink. His tail is also moving constantly, fluffy, thin and long. He is not shy when it comes to talking to people.

"Tekke" Teteke Tekke

She/Her - Bi (Male-lean) - Bottom/Gentle service top

A motherly courtesan from Ul'dah with much experience in the world of hospitality and companionship. Soft spoken but not quiet, she strives for nothing more than to make her guests and those in her company feel welcome and safe near her with drink, companionship, or intimacy.

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