The
Escort
Lounge
Crystal - Balmung - Lavender Beds
Ward 15 - Plot 36 (south sub)
Open Mondays - 8pm-11pm EST
About Us
First opening in February of 2020, the Escort Bar & Lounge was founded on the principles of privacy and consent -- we don't kiss and tell here, unless you want us to. We want you to feel comfortable during your time here, and we hope you come to think of us as your Monday night home.As far as what the Escort Bar & Lounge is, well... it's exactly what it sounds like -- a place to sit back, enjoy the sights, and maybe take one of them to your bedchambers after. No two nights in the Lounge are ever the same -- between our energetic (or is it eccentric?) staff, and our interesting clientele, you're sure to remember your time with us.As of July 2022, we are under the ownership of one of our previous managers, and have relocated to Balmung for housing purposes. Whether you are familiar of us from our previous location and reputation, or are brand new to our venue, we welcome you with open arms all the same.
We look forward to seeing you on Monday~♥
Management
Get to know us behind the screen.
Bayomom/Pen (She/Her)
From humble escort to venue owner, her passion for her craft and her staff has garnered her respect across multiple venues. Fun loving and flirty, she assumes her role with vigor and enthusiasm.
Khas (He/Him)
The managerial gentle giant and the establishment's book keeper. Fiercely dedicated to the comfort & security of the staff and patrons.
ETR/Sprite (They/Them)
Website and venue designer. Their creative dedication, and thorough attention to detail helps keep things running smooth. Personable and a mediator if you need assistance.
🥚Seasonal Menu🥚
Sippingway SALE
- 1,000 gil
This classic signature lopporit drink is featured this Hatching-tide, so we hope you enjoy carrots!
Spriggan Chocolates
- 1,000 gil
This confection features a grinning milk chocolate spriggan carrying a white chocolate egg. Let's hope the spriggans have a good grip!
Eggs?
- 1,000 gil
With some tender care and a cunning crafters hand, these standard eggs became devilishly delicious~!
Strawbunny Shortcake
- 1,000 gil
A parfait style strawberry shortcake dessert designed to look like the burrow residents of the moon! Hope you have a sweet tooth~♥
And now, back to our regularly scheduled menu
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Signature Drinks
House Special - The LB3
5,000 Gil
Three shots, back-to-back, guaranteed to end your suffering.
Madame's Moxxie
2,500 Gil
Dressed to impress, this cocktail is garnished with fig and blackberry atop the golden rim, and layered with foam. The perfect glass to impress those with a matured palette.
The High Roller
2,500 Gil
A smooth, sophisticated drink to indulge in your high class luxury.
Rye whiskey, half sweet / half dry vermouth, bitters, and garnished with brandied cherries.
Goblin Punch
2,500 Gil
A drink mixed with just a pinch of bomb powder that's sure to knock the wind out of you.
Carbuncle Delight
2,500 Gil
Ice cream and liqueur blended to be as sweet as the fabled companion.
Limsa Lemonsa
2,500 Gil
If the crisp, refreshing taste doesn't make you forget your troubles, the Lethe Water might.
-Zy'doxis Nuhn (1st anniversary drink submission winner)
Winter's Fire Tea
2,500 Gil
This spiced tea may give yiu the courage to spice up your night!
-Zada Hiver (1st anniversary drink submission winner)
Sippingway
2,500 Gil
With a surplus stock of carrots on the moon, it's no wonder the Loporrits took it upon themselves to concoct their own spin on the classic 'Bloody-Mary' type drink.
Siren's Song
2,500 Gil
Watch your worries wash away with every sip of this ocean-blue drink; and watch the gummy fish swim about... until the song is sung.
Dreadwyrm Trance
2,500 Gil
A mix between Dravanian coffee and creamy liqueur, this Bahamut themed drink will make you sure to have a blast.
Featured Drafts - 2,500 Gil
Ifrit Red Ale (I.R.A.) - Knock one back and set the dance floor on fire.
Lakshmi Pink - For when you need to rest your weary head in someone's bosom.
Shiva Ice - Down enough of these, and you'll be sent into Oblivion.
Tsukuyomi Half & Half - Sink an ale, end your pain.
Spirits
2,500 Gil
Non-Alcoholic
1,000 Gil
Blackbelly WhiskeyCoerthan BrandyFullflower MeadRadz-at-Han Reserve RumLohmani Red WineLowland White WineMun-tuy BrewSpiced Cider
Hot CoffeeHot TeaMilk
Services
Our patrons are welcome to enjoy their stay at the lounge however they see fit, and if they would like some alone time with one or more of our escorts, they are more than welcome to request~! Service inquiries are to be directed to the staff of your choosing you wish to engage with, payment is exchanged at the beginning of the session, and is welcome to be extended upon as long as your wallet can handle your needs.
All patrons must be 18+ and staff reserve the right to deny service to anyone deemed threatening, overbearing, incompatible, or just plain rude.
If you have any specific requests for the session, speak up! Our staff are more than happy to oblige where possible.
Do you present differently than what is averagely understood for your character model? Disclose this prior to the session so our courtesans can know how best to describe you in RP!
We want to help, and disclosing your specifics and intentions makes it easier on everyone.
Private Dances & Engagements
-Private dances are SFW and can be reserved for dancers and escorts alike.
-Private engagements are more intimate interactions that only can be requested of escorts.
-Prices for private engagements are more expensive than that of private dances, and are both up to the individual worker to decide their going rate.
-Both session types are handled directly by the courtesan you are interested in. It's not the business of anyone else to know who exactly bought who, just that everyone is treated fairly.
-If you aren't able to meet up with your favorite worker while our doors are open, you are welcome to reach out to set up an off hours session if it works out for said staff member.
-You and another patron want to share an escort? All included patrons will be paying full price to the escort due to the coordination.
-You want two escorts? That will be the going rates for each worker directly. (this isn't 2 for the price of 1!)
-Sessions are generally sold in 30 or 60 minute intervals, and it is best to figure out exactly how long you want to have a session for beforehand so both you and the worker know the timeline.
-Extending sessions while the staff is with you is allowed and encouraged, as long as you understand that they have the right to decline going past the initial agreed upon timeframe.
-Consent is the most important thing, and our courtesans are allowed to refuse service due to specific aspects of the session, and refunds may be issued if compromise is not possible.
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Our Lovely Staff
Click the profile images to be directed to their personal carrds if available.
Escort - Dancers / Bar Staff
Ashen Mountain
She/They - Bi - Switch
Former Garlean Tessarius, Ashen Mountain was recruited by Penelope over a year ago. A bit loud and a bit goofy, this roegadame wants to make sure you have a good time. And if you behave may give you a bite of cake from her Bakery! (oh that was a bad joke)
Louka Hyacinthe
He/Him - Gay
He's feisty, he's flirty, and a sucker for the tall, big n' burly. A chaotic lil' gremlin with the face of a saint! But even this sassy lil' Xaela has a 'charming' side to him; and a weakness for sweets. Always willing to please, despite putting up a "tough guy" front. Definitely prone to challenge if he smells weakness in others. And if you're trying to get on his good side, don't bother "playing nice"...he likes it rough. Just try and tame his wild side if you can!
Toffee Wind
She/Her - Pan - Sub
Toffee was once a pirate out of Limsa Lominsa, where she lived for the seas, money, and her own pleasure... which is still true, just without the crime. Now she serves Escort as a lady of the night, where she lives for YOUR pleasure, as well as her own. Oh, and money. Lots of money.
Katie Blacke
She/Her - Bi
Happy to help just about anyone and always looking for ways to brighten your day. Full of empathy and always looks for the good in people first. This has led her into trouble on more then one occasion, but she's overly forgiving and easily forgets.
A'mun Ghun
He/Him - Straight - Switch
A beast of a man stands before you, but don’t be alarmed. This big cat is as gentle as he is soft, still willing to show that wild and rough side – if it’s what you desire. His arms welcome all manner of ladies and whatever they may seek. Be it simple cuddling with conversation or something more carnal, A’mun Guhn is a Hrothgar worth getting to know.
Eat The-rich
She/They - Pan
When not foraging for berries and neat rocks, this lala is known to help our as a general staff member and bartender. Known for their outlandish glams, she is capable of disguising herself and blending in with any creature type. One must wonder how they got like this...
At least she is in people clothes for this picture.
Mituh'ra 'Merry' Burwani
He/Him - Pan
Lithe, pale with dark brown eyes; his pupils remaining largely dilated due to poor vision, he’s rarely without a smile on his painted lips. His ears always moving as he heavily depends on his hearing, a pair of black, thick rimmed glasses on his face. He changes his hair color often but is mostly found with it shoulder length and in cotton candy pink. His tail is also moving constantly, fluffy, thin and long. He is not shy when it comes to talking to people.
Aurvant Buimovaux
He/Him - Gay
Two words could easily describe this Elezen: Feminine and Elegant. Aurvant is a particularly soft soul that enjoys spoiling others with love, food, and attention when they show him their nice side. Whether you're looking for a moment with a house husband or a blushing beauty, he can help sate your needs!
Khasimere Rolvasch
He/Him - Pan
Tall, dark, handsome. Khasimere Rolvasch, a fine male specimen with a penchant for carnal indulgence. Charming musician and poet by day, sexually deviant beast by night. Khas’ dream is to fulfill yours. His only limit is your imagination.
Ophelia Chereau
She/Her - Pan
Even though raised in Ishgard as the second eldest daughter of a minor noble house, Ophelia may surprise many in her mannerisms and behavior. In truth, this mature elezen woman has not lived in her home country for many years and while she still retains much of her upbringing, she strives to be her own individual, not defined by her home's customs or the trauma she's endured.
Seidou Takizawa
He/Him - Bi - Bottom/Service Top
Seidou is a shy boy from the depths of the Ruby Sea. Craving adventure, culture and knowledge. He's wondering Eozera searching for everything and maybe craving to know a little more about himself as well.
He's shy but flashy. Eager to please, switching to whatever could be desired.
Chezic Grimbjorn
He/Him
Adventurer by trade, mixologist by night.
He knows how to mix a drink
and looks damn good in a suit,
what more do you need to know?
Khloe Moshroca
She/Her - Pan - Sub
A young, highly energetic Miqo'te that works as a courtesan. Soft spoken and tends to be drawn more to those that enjoy being in charge , if not a bit aggressive. She addresses everyone as if they were royalty; is quick to trust most people and is drawn to some of the darker pleasures in life.
Zandyr Lovecraft
He/Him - Gay (selectively Pan)
Zandyr is easy to fluster and quick to stumble, completely selling (and enjoying) the shy, meek role. But don't let that fool you, once this kitten warms up he can be just as found of making you purr for him.
Penelope Harkness
She/Her - Pan - Switch
Flirtatious, sultry, and bold, this Gridanian party girl lives to meet new people and try new things. never one to back down from a challenge, be it in the streets or the sheets, Penelope is a passionate and versatile companion. equally at home taking orders as giving them, she strives to take care of you in whatever way that may entail. whether you need a comforting ear or a stern hand, Penelope has what you're craving.
K'iri Laniqe
She/Her - Pan - Sub leaning
When not perfecting her crafts, she is known to service her patrons with a smile. Ask nicely and she would be happy to give you a special treat, she thrives for praise of her hard work. She does love her rose-gold jewelry, but pearls truly are the best accessory~
Errene Kolefoy
She/Her - Pan
Errenne joined the Escort roster initially as a fill-in for Toffgeim while on maternity leave, but has since joined as a regular escort. She is laid-back and easygoing, with an any-way-the-wind-blows attitude. She has both parts, but loves to get her dick wetter than the shores of Costa Del Sol.
Kerik Xurnalea
He/They - Pan
Kerik is one of a few dragon blooded you can find in travel through the lands of Eorzea and beyond, and it lends to his sturdy body build and impressive flexibility! He may come off as shy or stoic at a brief glance, but he's excitable and charming once you get him going. He sits at about 8'1, which makes him absolutely perfect for anyone of any size to take a nice comfy seat!
Madeline Reinhardt
She/Her - Pan - Top/Power bottom
Rude, crude, and downright ruthless, this Ul'dah born, bar fighting monster knows how to break men and women alike, whether it be upon the field of battle, or the bedroom. Those seeking the company of this firebrand beware; a night with her is a night to remember- provided you survive the encounter.
